Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....



Santa - sir

1 ...SMO KING
2.DRIN KING....
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Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan, kaho to Tmhare liye chand tare tod laau..

Ladki halki c Muskurai
or boli:
Phir bakchodi Shuru!!!
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MOST ROMANTIC SHAYRI OF D YEAR
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani
(-_+) teri left ankh kani (+_-)
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. Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?
Santa: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!

Police: To Ghar me baitho
Santa:nhi baith sakte,
iske ghar pe iska Pati or mere ghr p me
ri Biwi maaregi.
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Sex Pe Tax-
Chodne Wale Pe 100%
Gand Marne Wale Pe 75%
Boobs Dabane Wale Pe 50%
Kiss Karne Wale Pe 25%
Lekin TU Mat Gabhrana Dost, hath Marna FREE HAI.
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Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali
Sardr:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye abhi tak murgi nahi nikli
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A 65 year old man went for sperm count.
Doctor gave bottle to collect sperm. Nxt day man returned with empty bottle & told that he tried with left hand then with right hand.
Then his wife tried with left hand, right hand.

Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands, and also with her mouth.

Then his neighbours tried same way...

But,
nobody could open the "BOTTLE".
May god bless ur mind.
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. This pj might damage ur senses to think
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What wud u say if a cow dances??
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Diwali Aapke muh se lekar gand tak sukh samridhi bhar de,
Koi bhosdiwala apki jhant k bal n ukhad sake.
Aap saflta ki ma chodo aur khushiyo se aapki gand fAT JAE.
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An apple a day...
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1st line 2 write in exams
ALL D ANSWERS WRITTEN BELOW R IMAGINARY & WORK OF MY CREATIVE MIND
ANY RESEMBLENCE TO TEXT BOOK IS UNINTENTIONAL & PURELY ACCIDENTAL
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Yade Ansu Hoti To Chhalak Jati
Likhawat Hoti To Padhi Jati

Yade To Zindgi Me Basa Wo Ehsas He
Jo Lakh Koshisho K Baad v Lafzo Me Nai Simat Pati...
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Pehli Nazar Me Laga Ki Wo Meri Hai,
Uski Aakhen Samundar Se Bhi Gehri Hai,
Propose Kar-Kar K Thak Gaya,
Phir Pata Chala Ki Wo Sali Behri Hai.
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Har pal apka hi naam hoga,
apke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, mushqilo ka samna himmat se karna, dekhna ek din waqt bhi aapka ghulam hoga...
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Khat likhun to kya likhun kabu main dil hardam nahin,khak esi jindgee ki ham kahin, aur tum kahin.
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Kash aansu k sath yade bhi jati,

kash ye khamoshi sab kuch keh jati,

kash kismat hmne likhi hoti yaro,

To shayad hamari kismat me unki kami na reh jati
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Apse juda hokar mar jayenge,markar bhi Dosti nibhayege,khuda ko manakar tumhe bhi uper bulayege,fir dono sath me yamraj ki Ladki ko patayege.
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Uski arzu meri zindgi ka wo khwab h,jski manzil nhi rasta b khrab h,hasi se mere dard ka andaza n lagana,is dil ka har panna dard ki kitab h..
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A facebook post of a studnt having 6backs:

I hav not 6backs ,I hav only 1back with 6types of experience..!!

Thats atitude
Think different &Think +tve
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What is the geographical
defination of sex?
It's an action done by po-land into hol-land b/n thai-land with the help of little greece .
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Ladki ki Panty Kho Gayi
Usne Apne Kutte ko Chut Sunghai..

Aur Chhod Diya

Sham ki TV News-
1Kutte ko Goli Maar di gayi

Kyuki Usne 35 Logo k Lund Kaat Liye .
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Kisi nihayat madarchod sayar ne arz kiya he gaur farmayeaga


tamatar khao khun badhao buland karo hausala.







Muth maro land badhao fad dalo bhosda..
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Judge:u r fined rs 11420
rapist:rs11420????
Judge:yes.10000 for rape,10.2% entertainment tax and 4% vat.
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Blonde:i think my tits are full of water.
Doc:how do u figure that.
Blonde:every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet.B
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" SIT & STUDY"





D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments. Please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME nd CLGE..
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College Joke of d yr :Lecturer : Ur head is full of cow dung
Student : Yea , that's why u cum n eat my head evryday! TEACHER SHOCKS.!!STUDENT ROCKS.!!.
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Har taraf padai ka saya hai
har paper me zero aaya hai

hum to yunhi chale aate hai exam dene

or log kehte hai sala sab padh k aya hai..
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Student agar 'PASS' ho jaye-
TEACHER-are aakhir padhaya kisne tha?
MOM-sab hanuman g ki kripa hai!
PAPA-are beta kiska hai?
FRNDS- waah yr chal isi bat .
pe pi ke aate hain.
but if 'FAIL'-
TEACHER- i knew that! Are class me koi response hi nai deta tha.
MOM-are sab us mobile ki wajah se hai.
PAPA-are tumhara hi beta hai aur laad pyar karo,sar pe bithao.
FRNDS- koi baat nai yaar chal pi ke aate hain.!
MRAL- every1 changes bt frnds remain d same. Frndz Rokz
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Just like F**K, we Indians also have a Universally Versatile word - BHENCHOD

As a NOUN- Wo 1 bhenchod hai

As a VERB- Zyada bhenchody mat kar

As an ADjECTIVE- Bhenchod launda hai

Now 8 different emotions-

ANGER- Bhok bhenchod

FRUSTRATION- Sab chutiye hain saale bhenchod

SHOCK- Oye Bhenchod !!

ACCEPECTIVE- Bhenchod launda hai

REJECTION- Gaand mara bhenchod

FEAR- Ab kya hoga bhenchod?

JOY- Sabki Bhen chod
admiTANCE- Sahi hai bhenchod
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Cercuit:Bhai
AMERICA ka Rashtrapati kidhar ko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe.Cercuit: Dhobighat bole toh?
Munna:Mamu English mein usko
WASHING TOWN bolneka kya.
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Sante ki wife boli sex se pehle meri nipple chuso.
Santa chuste-chuste rone laga.

Wife- kya hua,

Santa-maa ki yaad aa gayi:-)
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12 boys planned to propose a girl

10 came wid a rose.
But 1 came wit a ring- Thts confidnce.

But wat about d othr 1?
Wo sala baraat le ayaa- OVER CONFIDENCE.
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Aapki "kanjusi" dil ko bha gai..,

hame b mobile k balance ki keemat samajh aa gai..;

socha ab apko msg na kare,
par kambakht ye dosti yaad aa gai.....
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1 of d sweetest line said in "LOVE"
"Mai kho gaya hu,tum bhi kho jao,

English translation..

" I am lost,U also Get lost ...
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Kya Dard Hue Bina Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja Saktay Hai
Doctor-Nahi
Pappu-Agar Main Nikal K Dikha Du To?
Doctor-Nikalo

Pappu-He-He.

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Zindagi pe blue film ka saya hai,
Sex ka sukh kahan Tumne paya hai,
Tum sust rehte ho kisi ki yaad me, aur
Log sochte hai ke saala aaj fir hila ke aya hai.
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A tragic love story:
A pig fell in love with a hen.
1day dey kissd each othr d next day d pig died of bird flu&d hen died of swine flu.
AJAB PREM KI GHAJA tragic love story:
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Oscar nominated blue films 2010

Randi ki gand me Dandi

Saali jawan jija pareshan

Latakta khanjar kachhe k andar

Padosan k Chucche sabse Uncche

Utaar ke panty so gai aunty

Zalim lauda lage hathoda

Peticot me visfot

Randi kardi Thandi

Paan khaye muniya maa chudaye duniya.

Paan khaye muniya maa chudaye duniya.... :-)
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